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Tiddy Goat
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Far beyond the neon-lit galaxies and deep within the Cosmic Barnyard, there exists a legendary creature known only in whispers—the Titty Goat. A celestial oddity with mischievous charm, this pint-sized space creature was said to be the cosmic guardian of divine dairy and intergalactic mischief. Titty Goat spends its days hoarding space milk and causing adorable chaos among the cosmic critters.
The Titty Goat Embroidery Patch is more than just a patch—it’s a portal to a world of mayhem and magic. Whether you slap it onto your jacket, backpack, or space suit, this embroidered masterpiece lets the universe know you embrace the wild, the weird, and the wonderfully absurd.
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🚀 Product Specs:
High-quality embroidered patch with bold, vibrant colors
- Heat-seal backing for easy application
- Measures approximately 4 inches of pure cosmic chaos
- Designed exclusively by The Space Lizard Brand
Join the cult of the Titty Goat, where the milk flows freely, the horns are always sharp, and the adventure never ends. Get yours now, before it escapes into another dimension!
